The 19 Stages of Getting Your Period

UGGGHHHHHHHH.

by Danielle Sinay

Periods are THE WORST. I mean, every few weeks, I crave salty chocolate and Chunky Beef Soup, which is obviously not okay. And THEN I bleed everywhere – on my (VERY CUTE) sheets, my (VERY COMFY) couch, and if I’m really lucky, my curtains. Also, I cramp. So obvi, I cry.

My life deserves a season of American Horror Story: PERIODS.

Alas. Since there’s not much to do except wait with a heating pad, here’s AHS: PERIODS, as told through GIFS. Because all there’s left to do is laugh about it.

Everything is A-OK. Life couldn’t be better!

WAIT WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT PAIN

No, please, NO!

Aaaand there it is.

Welp.

BRB, hiding in a hole forever.

EVERY FEELING EVER

Okay, we’re fine. Let’s try and go out and be normal in the world…

That didn’t work. All there’s left to do is eat.

And eat some more.

THERE’S THE UNEXPECTED SADNESS AGAIN

WHEN WILL THIS MISERY END?!!?!!?!

*WILL* IT EVER END?!

Wait. Where’d the cramps go?

COULD IT BE? COULD IT BE

IT’S OVER!!!!!!

YAAYAYYSDJKHALWKFDJASHDKAHYAYH!!!!!!!!

See ya next month, sucker.